Turkey Week!!!111!!!111!!!

Recently I have been getting mixed emotions from future me. (he has a name it's Greg, and yes I just made that up) Like my friend (Megan) made this edit of us because we are the Gregformers and he got mad. I don't know how he was mad like it was himself right? Anyway he said he would still come get fat and stuff with me on Thanksgiving so maybe he forgave me. So Megan right. Well, she 100% did not tell me to write this but she is "the awesome coolest Megan, and was messaging me and we are best friends." Well she thought she's not my best friend that would be Greg or Tony duh. Oh wait she is the only person who has even looked at my blog. So hello to my one and only viewer. My wifi has been really annoying lately. It works jut fine on my phone but like every ten minutes it stops working on my computer. Oh well. I can't wait until Thanksgiving. I usually just grab whatever like do you really know what you are eating? No I don't think so. Okay so I have a question. What makes an old song bad. Like there is some song you used to listen to ALL the time. But now it is terrible. Please explain. Oh and you don't need to fear anymore, Tony and I (see that grammar) defeated the Canadians! Well not actually he just said we did so we did. Next we just have to extract the bags of milk and the ketchup/pickle chips. Just a reminder the dill pickle chips taste like chips, but with dill. That's it for now don't fall in a ditch bye!

More Music, and Ham

Boy is that a confusing title. Today I found another youtube channel that posts a whole bunch of mashups. I feel like I'm really emphasizing on this but they are kind of amazing. THE BEST MASHUP CHANNEL TO EXIST okay. You have to listen to the stuff on this channel. I'll import my favorite later in the post. But they have a few Ariana Grande, Iggy Azalea, Austin Mahone, and just a bunch of amazing stuff. If you couldn't tell I love music. I play guitar and I just love listening to music. Sometimes I imagine becoming famous for music. It might happen I don't know really. It's funny because I'm like oh if I become famous I'll like remember all my old friends from when I was a teenager. But honestly unless you keep up with my and skype me and stuff. If I become famous, yeah sorry. :) My friend Lexie, the one who is pushing me away, I asked her sister to talk to her about it. She just said I was annoying and to back away. Okay. First off how could I ever be annoying. I am like the coolest person ever right. Right. RIGHT! Okay Carter stop you're being lame. What am I doing anymore. Well anywho for Christmas or Black Friday I was thinking about getting a camera. But dang. They expensive. Nobody wanna go paying a million dollars, and then pay for a five hundred dollar lens. Mhm no, y'all don't got no money. Every year around this time my family makes ham. Yes ham. And it is amazing if you didn't know. You should really eat ham. But we make like a lot. Like a whole. Freaking. Ham. And it lasts us like two kajillion years. And its great at frist. But then you eat it like 24/7 and you get fat and nobody wants to eat ham that long. Something else I want to put out there, all of you people always on your phones, you probably don't even know a thing about them. If you knew me I am on my phone a lot, also because then I can get unsuspecting pictures of them. But me I most likely know what phone you have, and if you have done the software updates for it. I am going to say this but I, in my spare time, just sit around and watch phone reviews. You got me. I'm a square pear. Like all you people who didn't do iOS 8, excuse me. Don't think you android users getting away with not doing Android Lollipop, or at least Kitkat. I sound so lame now. Oh and tell me this. Is knowing what AM and PM mean common knowledge? Because I was just messing around and asked my friend and he knew what it was. Said it was common knowledge. Please tell me.

Ariana Grande, movies, and Swedish fish

Okay so after watching the blank space music video right, I really want Taylor Swift like in a movie. Like as the psychotic person who has no control and stuff. Or as a princess or something. Also I REALLY want Ariana Grande in a movie. No not some boring disney movie. But in an action movie or something. She just seems like the type. Also so that one guy who is like the perfect friend. I could never get mad at him. He loves cartoon animals. He is too amazing. I can't. Cartoon animals? I think I've found my lifetime friend. The other day at bible study (for teens no I don't hang out with adults) I finally saw my friend I hadn't seen in like a week. I was like I haven't seen you in so long and our youth group leader was like "you guys sound like an old couple" I was confused but anyway. The other night my friend was having a birthday party. So first off I got so wet. Like soaked. From water balloons. Okay so this is later in the day. I'm at the high schools guys house again. No I'm not being rude by being on my phone because well don't know how to really explain what we're doing. I came over to play guitar. I brought Swedish fish. And then we played guitar for a while then ate the fish and started listening to music and blah. He's nice. But like if he watches a video for example that's funny. He won't laugh which makes no sense. But if you do something funny or if something stupid happens he'll laugh. I don't get it. Well I think I've never actually done it. So he took my phone and I had to try to get it back. He said I would be like pro mma if the other guy just had my phone. Also put a Swedish fish in his guitar when I left :) also I was there until like 10 pm #arewefriendsyet Also does anyone know how to unburn photos and also get them from bunnies stomachs? My friend used to have long hair and I need the pictures. Now. But he went into the forest and burned them. And fed half to the bunnies. So if you know that would be nice. Otherwise I'm going to have to make fakes which is always a struggle -.- oh and the guy with the long hair is like the perfect friend guy. I should just use names he's... Should I use real names or not. Hm he's..... Tony. 

Music and stuff

So Taylor Swifts blank space just came out. I actually really like it. Haven't been a fan of hers recently but I love blank space. But honestly I prefer Ariana Grande. So recently my high school "friend" right. Well I thought it would be really weird to "jam" at his house. It was a bit but I can handle it. He's just the kind of quirky duck you meet. No but he's actually really nice. If he likes you. But now we were texting and he's all like yeah we should go to the gym together. Like I thought he was joking. But nope. He was being serious. (Even though I don't think it's ever gonna happen) don't get me wrong I'm not afraid of excersicing. But me. Working out. With a highschooler. That's just no. He said e would make me big but I don't know it seems awkward, I am an awkward guy though. Also my friend she just got out her braces. Right like yay. But she has them for four years. Like excuse me how even. That's four years without apples. That's four years without gummy candy. Oh my gosh. I opened one of my doors and the other one opened. Oh my gosh oh my gosh. That's four years without Nutella. Also my friends made this fan page for me on Instagram. They like reposting pictures of me I posted a while ago.  It's actually really funny. But it easy for them I have 730 photos. Now that's how to instagram. Looking through my posts there were the dark ages when all I posted was how to solve four pictures one word. That's all they used to do. That's four years without gum.

Sorry

Sorry I haven't been on in a while. Football just ended for me and it was all good. Literally I have this friend and he is like the perfect friend. I could never be mad at him, jealous of him, or anything negative of him. He's so amazing I can't. Literally right now my favorite thing is elf yourself. It's like that thing where you put your face on an elf yeah it's like really amazing. Also my friend who plays guitar asked me to write some lyrics for some stuff he has played and idk how it;s going but he says they sound good so far. Oh yeah update on my friend who forgot me. So obviously she was just mad. I broke her because she finally replied. She was mad at me because she thought I thought she was racist. We had previously had an argument and she was saying she didn't like whit people and stuff but I didn't think she was racist. Well she said more like she didn't like some stuff white people do but i wasn't mad at her. Anyway apparently she was. Also favorite thing to listen to right now is probably this mashup of bang bang and give me all your luvin, I started not liking bang bang but this really brings it back! Bang Bang Luvin Okay so all this stuff about Alex from target just sprang up. So like all I know is that he is hot so idk why I'm not famous like him. Also like rayband had like a huge one day sale like their glasses are so freaking expensive. $200 really who pays that money!?!? But they were like $20 today!

Here we go again..

Hey. It's me again. I don't know who you would expect but um let's have a second shot at this. So tomorrow is Halloween right. Well I'm not going trick or treating but me mom gave me like 20 bucks for candy so. Well that was a pleasant surprise, until my sister calculated the fat and sugar -.- thanks a lot sis. Really frustrated right now (not really) but chrome isn't working so I had to use internet explorer which is not fun. Okay first off I tend to be somewhat funny, but it's never worse when you and your pal are having a good laugh at an inside joke and some person starts laughing to. Like. Hold up. You don't understand. When I thought life couldn't get more awkward I will be with my friend and he like shows me guitar stuff and I asked if we could hang out and he said sure right. But his singing friend and other friend are gonna be there. Like okay this kid is in high school, which makes me younger than him, (I'm in 8th grade) but like. His high school friends. Oh the struggle couldn't be more real. Also if anyone knows when the next Ariana Grande album comes out that would be nice because she is kind of like really amazing. Probably my favorite. Also love love love mashups, musical ones, because well I don't know. Also if you ever need someone to lose something while its in their pocket I'm the guy to call. I don't know how it happens. It just does. Okay so right now I was updating spotify right and it says that it speaks cat, dog, and horse. Hold up. Well that's nice of spotify um so my pet dog can listen to break free I don't think he understands when I try. And so you know when your friends friends friend tries to follow you and you deny they usually don't try again. But this one girl, I can't, she keeps on requesting like ahahahahahaahaha no. I tried doing a youtube channel right. Well I was too lazy to actually record the videos so this is better. Only if I become famous somehow will I start a channel lol. For all you book lovers. Go. Read. Michael Vey. Especially if you like sci-fi. It is AMAZING. Go. Go read it now. Also for TV people watch Once Upon a Time, or Doctor Who, or something else. Don't watch some nasty stuff like the walking dead. But there's never a better pass time then watching TV on the sims. I mean it's so. Bleh.  So my friend he gets fifty bucks a week. Not for chores. Fifty freaking dollars. What. Even. And now he's saving up for this alienware computer and his moms like "oh sure I'll pay half" or something like that. Not mad just like. Ahem. Me please. But I don't really care don't need a new computer he's more of a gamer so. Well there we go. Until next time.
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Well let's give this a shot

Well. Here we go with a first post. Hi my name is Carter. Don't wanna tell you my last name because I don't know you so yeah. But this blog is going to be basically anything doesn't have to be something that I've done just anything really. So let's get with it. Is it just me or do other people like when they think in their heads of saying something or just thinking in general think with a British accent? Like okay exception for British people. (according to them they don't even have an accent um yeah right) I don't know honestly. I play one instrument which is guitar. I'm pretty good but like my pal he is like really good and goes off and says he's only been doing it for 4 months?! The heck um excuse me where did you learn this? He also plays like a billion (only 7) other instruments so. Yesterday my friend like my good friend, like the bae, started acting like she didn't know who I was and thought she was playing me. No she's not. Suppose she just wants some time to herself. Whenever I get frustrated I just kind of like make some random noise ,usually something that sounds like a bird, which apparently like no one does this? Just to start this out I am an awkward person. Like not always but you get the memo. Oh my gosh I swear my dog just tried to pull a silent but deadly fart on me. Nope. I hear it. Well this just sucks.On the bright side I just finished off some chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream oh isn't being unhealthy fun. Okay so I just posted like 22 pictures and my friend is like what the heck Carter so many I literally even counted them. I was like um excuse me i was on a boat for 6 days what did you expect. She's one of those friends who looks at you messages and doesn't reply so serves her. Right now my friend is pestering me on skype to listen to these songs and she was like no butts. Um excuse me I need that to live? She said only if I'm Chris Evans so changed my username. Got her good just goes to show people will do anything just change your username. No that's not lying its deception google it. Well I guess that's it wondering if anyone will ever look at this blog haha um have a nice day unless you don't want to.